Who Wears Short-Shorts...

[Grell Sutcliff]

((ooc: Eh, if anyone still checks this place, feel free to join. But the main focus is on Grell, Puck and Clopin...so sorry if it feels exclusive. ^^)

"Come on, Puck~! If we take too long, they'll already be gone!"

Grell giggled, walking, or dragging, rather, the young fae towards the courtyard. Puck was wearing a gray tank top, exposing his pale skin to the sunlight for once, as well as a pair of very revealing purple shorts. A few people turned to stare in his direction, making the boy redden and scowl irritably in the shinigami's direction.

Before Puck could say anything threatening, however, Grell suddenly caught sight of just who they'd been looking for, and waved energetically in their direction.

"Boyfriend alert!" Grell smirked, winking in Puck's direction. "With the additional attention whore at his side!" Motioning in the gypsy boy's direction, the shinigami nodded towards a rather bored looking Tinkerbell, who was surprisingly standing near Clopin for once without wearing a disgusted, jealous face on her mock. Her outfit was almost as short as Puck's...almost.

"You so ow me one for this..." Puck grumbled, blushing more deeply as he followed Grell in the direction of the group.

[Clopin]

Clopin had absolutely no idea as to what brought him out to the courtyard at this time of day...perhaps it was the daylight. It was certainly a beautiful day, and so far, a peaceful one at that, which was rarely normal for him.

Tinkerbell had decided to join him, much to his surprise. And for once, she wasn't staring him down. Odd. He figured that things must have changed, ever since prom, when he had seen her and Patty getting rather close to each other...

The thought made him smile just a tad bit, but what happened next caught him off guard. A familiar red-headed shinigami was dragging a young fae behind him...but not just any fae...it was Puck. And he was wearing a tank top...and shorts?!

Clopin's smile spread widely across his face, and he began to snicker, as Grell called out "Boyfriend alert!" What sort of deal had the boy made with the shinigami to cause this?

[Grell Sutcliff]

"Sweetie, trust me; you'll be thanking me for this by the time you get a little color back in your skin," Grell smirked, pointing up to the sun above and then back down at the boy's pale complexion. "You really need to work on your tanline..."

Puck rolled his eyes, shaking his head as he walked over in Clopin and Tinkerbell's direction. Tinkerbell was looking at Puck strangely, glancing at his shorts and then back at her own. For once in her life, she seemed to feel a bit...modest.

"What...the hell?" She stated, laughing as they approached. Puck shot her an annoyed look, crossing his arms over his chest and floating a little ways in the air.

"What, do you have a problem with seeing his legs, Tinkerbell?" Grell said with false sweetness, giving the girl a sarcastic grin before winking back at Puck.

[Clopin]

Clopin bit his lip from trying not to laugh out loud, but eventually fell to his back, rolling on the ground in laughter. "Oh...Oh Puck...you look absolutely hilarious!" Clopin said, as he finally sat back up, wiping a tear from his eye.

"Grell, don't tell me..you were the one who ushered him into this ridiculous outfit, no?" he asked, turning his gaze upon the rather feminine reaper. "I swear, one of these days Puck, if we ever do get married...he'll be the first to get you into a bridal dress. I can count on that." Clopin said, pointing to Grell.

He then looked Puck up and down, and rubbed his newly-shaved chin. "Hm...as ridiculous as that outfit is...you do look dapper, as the Warden would say." Clopin said, confirming his statement with a nod.

[Grell Sutcliff]

"What do you think the answer to that question is?" Puck scowled, narrowing his eyes at the shingami, who, was grinning with a far-off look in his eyes at the thought of helping to pick out a wedding dress for the boy to wear.

"Puck...you look like a slut," Tinkerbell laughed, covering her mouth with one hand. Before the boy could answer, Grell snapped, "And what do you think you look like, Missy? Are you trying to say that I can't sew?!"

Glancing over at Puck again, Grell grinned. "You haven't seen the half of it, Clopin. Puck...turn around," he snickered, moving behind the boy to place a hand against the back of his pants. Puck immediately turned around to face the shinigami, instantly regretting it as he exposed the back of his pants to the other two teens. On the back in blocky white letters were the words, "PROPERTY OF CLOPIN TROUILLEFOU."

[Clopin]

Clopin literally rolled back head over heels in laughter, rolling back a few feet away from the others. He was at a complete loss for words, as they had been taken over by laughter. Eventually, he came to once more, and slowly made his way back to Puck. Then, without any sort of warning at all, he swept Puck into a quick kiss, before turning to Grell with a devilish grin.

"These are perfect, Grell. Merci." he said, with a snicker.

[Grell Sutcliff]

Tinkerbell stared at Puck's shorts for a moment, biting her lip to conceal her laughter. At last, she could stand it no more, and burst out into a shrill laugh, making Puck turn completely red in the face. The fae scowled, and was about to say something before he was suddenly swept into a kiss from the gypsy.

Grell snickered, looking at the two with a satisfied smirk. "All in a girl's work, Clopin," he winked. "You know, he only agreed to wear those for you...just thought I should mention that." Puck glared at the teacher, blushing up to the tips of his ears.

[Clopin]

"Oh? Did he now?" Clopin asked, turning to face Puck with the same smirk. "Well, I must say, Puck, that is rather...romantic." he said, pulling the other closer to his chest. "Property of me...that sounds about correct." he said, gaining a faraway look in his eye. The gypsy then turned his attention back to the others.

"So, what goes on with you all? It seems like it's been an eternity since I've seen you all...except for Puck, that is." Clopin said, with a laugh.

[Grell Sutcliff]

Puck gave a slight smirk as the other pulled him closer, looking up at him with a raised eyebrow. Wrapping an arm around the other's waist, he gave the other a quick peck on the cheek before turning back to look at the others as well.

Tinkerbell gave a small roll of her eyes, shaking her head with a small smirk. "Well, since prom...nothing much is going on with me. Except for Patty," she admitted, giving a very faint blush at the end of her sentence.

Grell smirked in her direction, then gave a small sigh. "Oh, you all make me sick, you lovebirds! I haven't found anyone to even give me the time of day recently!"