Post by wandisimo on Feb 13, 2011 21:21:17 GMT -5
Yes, it is I, the great Wandisimo applying for a job at this school.
I assure you I am excellent at everything, especially ripping and flexing plain white t-shirts and swooning the masses.
I will be the sex ed teacher, the PE teacher and the Spanish profeso, unless you believe the work load would be to light on my broad, muscular chest...Look how it gleams in this fantastic lighting... -rip flex rip flex rip flex rip flex-
Name: Wandisiom
Age: Always young and beautiful
Gender: Male
Height/Weight: Size matters not! Unless it is the size of my glorious pectorals. -flex flex flex-
Physical Appearance: Muscular. Oh so musclar and mucho grande fantástico.
Picture: See my Display Picture. It is so serious.
Personality: Who needs personality with muscles (and looks) like these?
History: I was the Fairy God Parent of Remy, and very day I cooked for him but he decided "No more!" And now I am here, a teacher of children.
Allies: Cupid, Timmy, Wanda Cosmo
Enemies: -
Love Interest: Cupid, Wanda
Favorite Subject: Sexual Education
Peace or Power: Passion
Sample Post: Wandisimo could never be mre impressed with himself then this moment, standing in front of his persoal mirror in his bedroom, turning and twisting to catch his body and every way the light hit it. "Soy impresionado con usted, el cuerpo. Parece hoy excepcionalmente atractiva." He said to himself, flexing. He hadn't bothered with a shirt to rip, though he poofed one up just for the sound of his muscle tearing the fabric.
He chuckled and smirked at himself, his tongue caught between his teeth as a particularly attractive pose was reflected back to him. He winked, licking his lips with his now freed tongue. "Esta noche usted y ese hombre con el pelo rosa bailará y tendrá el sexo más violento y apasionado imaginable. Usted lo tendrá besando el bíceps y venerar los pectorales." He growled at the mirror, chomping his teeth with a raised eyebrow and a smug smile.
I assure you I am excellent at everything, especially ripping and flexing plain white t-shirts and swooning the masses.
I will be the sex ed teacher, the PE teacher and the Spanish profeso, unless you believe the work load would be to light on my broad, muscular chest...Look how it gleams in this fantastic lighting... -rip flex rip flex rip flex rip flex-
Name: Wandisiom
Age: Always young and beautiful
Gender: Male
Height/Weight: Size matters not! Unless it is the size of my glorious pectorals. -flex flex flex-
Physical Appearance: Muscular. Oh so musclar and mucho grande fantástico.
Picture: See my Display Picture. It is so serious.
Personality: Who needs personality with muscles (and looks) like these?
History: I was the Fairy God Parent of Remy, and very day I cooked for him but he decided "No more!" And now I am here, a teacher of children.
Allies: Cupid, Timmy, Wanda Cosmo
Enemies: -
Love Interest: Cupid, Wanda
Favorite Subject: Sexual Education
Peace or Power: Passion
Sample Post: Wandisimo could never be mre impressed with himself then this moment, standing in front of his persoal mirror in his bedroom, turning and twisting to catch his body and every way the light hit it. "Soy impresionado con usted, el cuerpo. Parece hoy excepcionalmente atractiva." He said to himself, flexing. He hadn't bothered with a shirt to rip, though he poofed one up just for the sound of his muscle tearing the fabric.
He chuckled and smirked at himself, his tongue caught between his teeth as a particularly attractive pose was reflected back to him. He winked, licking his lips with his now freed tongue. "Esta noche usted y ese hombre con el pelo rosa bailará y tendrá el sexo más violento y apasionado imaginable. Usted lo tendrá besando el bíceps y venerar los pectorales." He growled at the mirror, chomping his teeth with a raised eyebrow and a smug smile.
