Post by Blitzwing on Jan 8, 2011 16:46:37 GMT -5
((Yes, just playing him so we can kill him off. In case you can't tell, I'm not taking this seriously at all.))
Name: EDWARD CULLEN
Age: IMMORTAL. HECK TO THE YEAH.
Gender: HE'S THE MANLIEST MAN.
Height: TALL DARK AND HANDSOME
Weight: HE'S NOT FAT. HE'S TOO PERFECT TO BE FAT. WHAT A RUDE QUESTION.
Physical Appearance: MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN ANYTHING EVER WHAT ARE YOU EVEN IMPLYING
Picture: ROBERT PATTINSON PICTURE GOES HERE
Personality: HE'S A VAMPIRE. HE DOES VAMPIRE THINGS. BUT HE'S A VEGETARIAN SO HE DOESN'T EAT PEEPS. THAT AIN'T COOL. BUT HE FELL IN LOVE WITH A PRETTY LADY HUMAN AND WAS LIKE "HNGGGH I WANNA SUCK YOUR BLOOD BUT NOT REALLY" and she was like "I LOVE YOU TOO, PRETTY MAN" and they had vampire babies or something idk I didn't read the books.
History: He heard BELLA SWAAAAN THE LOVE OF HIS LIIIIFE was going to this school so after having a moment of DRAMATIC, POINTLESS TENSION he decided to go to school with her. HOW WILL HE CONTROL HIS URGESSS? LETS FIND OUT
House: Venomfang. THAT ISN'T CLICHE OR ANYTHING
Allies: BELLAAAAAAAH
Enemies: THOSE GUYS OVER THERE.
Love Interest: BELLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Year at School: Seeeniooooor
Favorite Subject: SUBJECTS ARE FOR... *dramatic pause* ... MORTALS *SOB*
Peace or Power: HE WANTS PEACE, BUT SOME OF HIS CONFLICTING EMOTIONS TELL HIM TO GO FOR POWER.
Sample Post: Edward sighed. "SIGH," he sighed. "WHERE IS MY LOVE. WHERE IS MY BELLA. I'M SO LONELY. ITS HARD TO BE A MAN. ALONE. ALONE AND A MAN." A single tear slid down his beautiful, chiseled cheekbone. And when he opened his unexceptionably gorgeous eyes, he saw her. He saw his Bellah.
He stood to go to her, but...! THE SUN. The stupid sun. He could not walk beneath it, for he would... he would... SPARKLE. THE HORROR. THE PAIN AND AGONY AND SPARKLES OH GOD IT WAS TOO MUCH TO BEAR.
So he sat and watched her from afar. All. Day. Long.
And all night too but that doesn't matter as much.
THE END
Name: EDWARD CULLEN
Age: IMMORTAL. HECK TO THE YEAH.
Gender: HE'S THE MANLIEST MAN.
Height: TALL DARK AND HANDSOME
Weight: HE'S NOT FAT. HE'S TOO PERFECT TO BE FAT. WHAT A RUDE QUESTION.
Physical Appearance: MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN ANYTHING EVER WHAT ARE YOU EVEN IMPLYING
Picture: ROBERT PATTINSON PICTURE GOES HERE
Personality: HE'S A VAMPIRE. HE DOES VAMPIRE THINGS. BUT HE'S A VEGETARIAN SO HE DOESN'T EAT PEEPS. THAT AIN'T COOL. BUT HE FELL IN LOVE WITH A PRETTY LADY HUMAN AND WAS LIKE "HNGGGH I WANNA SUCK YOUR BLOOD BUT NOT REALLY" and she was like "I LOVE YOU TOO, PRETTY MAN" and they had vampire babies or something idk I didn't read the books.
History: He heard BELLA SWAAAAN THE LOVE OF HIS LIIIIFE was going to this school so after having a moment of DRAMATIC, POINTLESS TENSION he decided to go to school with her. HOW WILL HE CONTROL HIS URGESSS? LETS FIND OUT
House: Venomfang. THAT ISN'T CLICHE OR ANYTHING
Allies: BELLAAAAAAAH
Enemies: THOSE GUYS OVER THERE.
Love Interest: BELLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Year at School: Seeeniooooor
Favorite Subject: SUBJECTS ARE FOR... *dramatic pause* ... MORTALS *SOB*
Peace or Power: HE WANTS PEACE, BUT SOME OF HIS CONFLICTING EMOTIONS TELL HIM TO GO FOR POWER.
Sample Post: Edward sighed. "SIGH," he sighed. "WHERE IS MY LOVE. WHERE IS MY BELLA. I'M SO LONELY. ITS HARD TO BE A MAN. ALONE. ALONE AND A MAN." A single tear slid down his beautiful, chiseled cheekbone. And when he opened his unexceptionably gorgeous eyes, he saw her. He saw his Bellah.
He stood to go to her, but...! THE SUN. The stupid sun. He could not walk beneath it, for he would... he would... SPARKLE. THE HORROR. THE PAIN AND AGONY AND SPARKLES OH GOD IT WAS TOO MUCH TO BEAR.
So he sat and watched her from afar. All. Day. Long.
THE END
