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Post by Blitzwing on Dec 22, 2010 17:15:29 GMT -5
((OOC- Just for Blitzwing and Gir. ^^ LIKE THE TITLE? IT TOOK ME TWO HOURS TO COME UP WITH IT HURRDURR</sarcasm>))
Blitzwing sat all by his lonesome, three-faced self on a bench in the courtyard. A couple of pigeons had gathered around his feet, and the temptation to kick and/or attempt stepping on them was growing by the second.
He groaned. This establishment was no place for a maniacal war machine. His constant processor-ache was only getting worse. And he had only been here for a couple of weeks.
Sigh. Well, at least it couldn't get any worse... right? Right?
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Post by Gir on Dec 22, 2010 17:20:24 GMT -5
Gir was dressed up as a dog, as usual. That's really the only thing he did right according to Zim. Not get caught as a robot. A slushie was in his mouth as he walked throughout the courtyard. Why were there no squirrels around? He had no clue why and obliviously sat beside Blitzwing on the bench. "I like tacos." he said with that high-pitched voice of his.
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Post by Blitzwing on Dec 22, 2010 17:25:46 GMT -5
Blitzwing did not see the green thing sit next to him. He didn't even acknowledge his existence, until a high-pitched voice rang out, declaring its love for something known as... "tacos".
The much larger robot turned, his "monocled" optic adjusting as he scanned this strange creature. Curiously enough, the creature gave off a signal. But it didn't look robotic. It was either techno-organic, or wearing a disguise. Only time would tell.
"... I'm sorry, what?" Blitzwing asked, still trying to figure out in his head what this strange being was.
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Post by Gir on Dec 22, 2010 17:32:29 GMT -5
Gir slurrped on his slushie loudly before answering. "The tacos. I love tacos." the little robot said as he pulled the slushie outof his mouth. "Master said I shouldn't like tacos. But I LOVE tacos. Like I love the piggies." Gir's obsession with pigs certainly was a strange one. Then again, a bunch of things about him were strange.
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Post by Blitzwing on Dec 22, 2010 17:39:24 GMT -5
Blitzwing raised an optic ridge. What a curious little creature. Tacos were human food, weren't they? And what was a "piggy"? Before he could interrogate the green "dog", Random took over.
"You know what I like? Candy! Scalpel says I shouldn't eat it, but I'm like 'you're not ze boss of me!' and zhen I eat it anyway. AHAHAHAHAHA!"
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Post by Gir on Dec 22, 2010 17:57:54 GMT -5
"Candy! I love candy!" Gir said. He certainly did love candy since he tackled children at Halloween to steal their candy. "I stole a bunch of candy because it was supposed to be my candy." That may not have been the best thing to say, but Gir didn't really notice.
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Post by Blitzwing on Dec 22, 2010 18:07:36 GMT -5
Blitzwing's crooked grin widened. "Wonderful! Candy always tastes better if you steal it~ Because zhen its like a reward, you know? Ahahahaha!"
Blitzwing's Random personality wasn't as judgmental as the other two. This was mostly because as long as he was talking and laughing, he was slightly less prone to stabbing and murdering.
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Post by Gir on Dec 22, 2010 18:10:51 GMT -5
"Yeah, and then I stole pigs too." Gir said. "I love-ed the pigs." Maybe Gir could trust this robot. Yeah, like Gir didn't already trust everyone already. But if he was a robot, then he might be able to know that Gir was a robot too. A robot that loved human food.
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Post by Blitzwing on Dec 22, 2010 18:14:41 GMT -5
Love-ed? So THAT was how you pronounced that strange word. He switched back to Icy. "...why would you steal organic swine creatures? What use are they?"
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Post by Gir on Dec 22, 2010 18:17:36 GMT -5
What use were the piggies? "I... don't know." Gir replied. Everything had an answer, even if it was something as simple as that. When something serious would happen, Gir would simply watch TV instead at times. He didn't pay much attention to certain things.
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Post by Blitzwing on Dec 22, 2010 18:41:04 GMT -5
Blitzwing gave the creature another searching look, and once again scanned him. The creature was definitely not organic.
"So," he began. "What do you look like vittout zhat ridiculous disguise?"
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Post by Gir on Dec 22, 2010 19:41:09 GMT -5
Gir took the head of the suit off, which now looked like a hood. This was a robot he was talking to anyways, there shouldn't be anything bad that happened. "I look like this!" he said with an odd smile on his face.
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Post by Blitzwing on Dec 22, 2010 19:55:48 GMT -5
Blitzwing smiled. Icy. Smiling. Kind of scary, in a way. "I had a hunch..." he switched to Random, who proceeded to try to hug the smaller robot. "AHHHHHHHH! YOU'RE SO CUTE~! AHAHAHAHA!"
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Post by Gir on Dec 22, 2010 19:58:48 GMT -5
"Aww, I'm love-ed by something besides the piggies." Gir said as he also attempted to hug the bigger robot. Not the easiest thing to do with a slushie either. But he couldn't give up that amazing tasting drink, so he did his best to hug Blitzwing.
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Post by Blitzwing on Dec 22, 2010 20:19:05 GMT -5
Blitzwing was a little surprised when the tiny robot returned his hug. Usually, when he hugged someone, they would scream and try to escape... probably because Blitzwing hugs usually ended in death. Then, rather uncharacteristically, he released the smaller robot. He didn't know why, but he did.
"...so. What do zhey call you?"
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