Post by Gilbert on Nov 30, 2010 2:38:01 GMT -5
Dear Diary,
Good day,set off fireworks in the dorms, met the teachers. A strange bunch. That Hershel guy seems nice enough. All the others will be fun to annoy. And THERE'S A UNICORN. Arthur wasn't making it up. But the other insane teachers aren't important right now. What is important is that I got to see Birdie for the first time since I arrived. And he sat really close to me. Closer than we ever were at the world meetings. He smells like maple syrup and pine trees. Kesesesesese I wonder if he tastes like maple too? ... ?!?!? What was that? Ach, those are such pansy ass thoughts! Who am I? Austria? FUCK NO! I may be gay but I'm not a pansy. I'm too awesome and I ALWAYS top. How could I not top with the awesome 5 metres!?!? Kesesesesesesesesese. Some of these teachers are a bit... Odd. I'm worried about Mattie. He's so innocent. Still a virgin. The only noble thing to do is invade his vital regions before any of the wackjobs do. Especially Pinky. I KNOW he's into dudes. No straight guy has pink hair. Watch an episode of Gravitation. Trust me. But still I ca----
Sorry, Birdie just stopped by to give me some "1st Day Pancakes". Such a sweet kid. I should get him a welcome to the school present too. But what? Maybe a nametag for Kumawhatsit? Hmmmm... I KNOW! I'll take him out for ice cream! He loves ice cream! That's why Cuba always brought some as an apology for confusing him for America and beating him up! Awesome! This is gonna be the best dat--- friends getting ice cream thing ever! Guten Nacht Journal! Keseseses~
-The Awesome of all Awesome, Gilbert Beilschmidt, former Kingdom of Prussia, current territory of East Germany, and occupier of all vital regions.
Good day,set off fireworks in the dorms, met the teachers. A strange bunch. That Hershel guy seems nice enough. All the others will be fun to annoy. And THERE'S A UNICORN. Arthur wasn't making it up. But the other insane teachers aren't important right now. What is important is that I got to see Birdie for the first time since I arrived. And he sat really close to me. Closer than we ever were at the world meetings. He smells like maple syrup and pine trees. Kesesesesese I wonder if he tastes like maple too? ... ?!?!? What was that? Ach, those are such pansy ass thoughts! Who am I? Austria? FUCK NO! I may be gay but I'm not a pansy. I'm too awesome and I ALWAYS top. How could I not top with the awesome 5 metres!?!? Kesesesesesesesesese. Some of these teachers are a bit... Odd. I'm worried about Mattie. He's so innocent. Still a virgin. The only noble thing to do is invade his vital regions before any of the wackjobs do. Especially Pinky. I KNOW he's into dudes. No straight guy has pink hair. Watch an episode of Gravitation. Trust me. But still I ca----
Sorry, Birdie just stopped by to give me some "1st Day Pancakes". Such a sweet kid. I should get him a welcome to the school present too. But what? Maybe a nametag for Kumawhatsit? Hmmmm... I KNOW! I'll take him out for ice cream! He loves ice cream! That's why Cuba always brought some as an apology for confusing him for America and beating him up! Awesome! This is gonna be the best dat--- friends getting ice cream thing ever! Guten Nacht Journal! Keseseses~
-The Awesome of all Awesome, Gilbert Beilschmidt, former Kingdom of Prussia, current territory of East Germany, and occupier of all vital regions.