Post by Blitzwing on Nov 26, 2010 16:10:26 GMT -5
BLITZWING'S LOG
-This is so pointless.
-YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN.
-This is so pointless! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
-Although... it might be for the best. Who knows, when I escape from this wretched establishment, I can look back on these recordings and laugh.
-AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~
-...yes. Like that.
ENTRY 1: 11-26-2010
I arrived at this torturous place two solar-cycles ago. The "Elite" Guard had stripped me of my weapons and flight capabilities-- I tried to destroy an organic the moment I arrived, and received... quite a shock. I don't think I will be trying that again.
Well, any time soon, at least. _
....
OOOOOOOOH but after that, I stalked some guys and they were like "what" and I was like "HOWDY AHAHAHAHHA" and then there was this unicorn and it made DOUBLE. RAINBOWS. ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE SKY! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it was great. But then there was this Warden guy and I didn't like him that much, 'cause he runs a prison and it made me think of Trypticon and that made me MAD. _
....
AND THAT WASN'T EVEN THE END OF IT. Just when I thought things couldn't get worse, a FRAGGING AUTOBOT showed up. A PRIME. A FRAGGING PRIME, SENT TO BABYSIT ME. UGH. And then she tells me that fragger of an Autobot Magnus wanted to disable my ability to transform?! WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE, I AM USING HIS HEAD FOR SOCCER PRACTICE. _
....
Although, I found it quite... interesting when I discovered this
"Override" was bonded to that Omega Sentinel I had destroyed. I think I'll wait for her to restore my flight capabilities before I tell her that... _
[end entry 1]
-This is so pointless.
-YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN.
-This is so pointless! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
-Although... it might be for the best. Who knows, when I escape from this wretched establishment, I can look back on these recordings and laugh.
-AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~
-...yes. Like that.
ENTRY 1: 11-26-2010
I arrived at this torturous place two solar-cycles ago. The "Elite" Guard had stripped me of my weapons and flight capabilities-- I tried to destroy an organic the moment I arrived, and received... quite a shock. I don't think I will be trying that again.
Well, any time soon, at least. _
....
OOOOOOOOH but after that, I stalked some guys and they were like "what" and I was like "HOWDY AHAHAHAHHA" and then there was this unicorn and it made DOUBLE. RAINBOWS. ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE SKY! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it was great. But then there was this Warden guy and I didn't like him that much, 'cause he runs a prison and it made me think of Trypticon and that made me MAD. _
....
AND THAT WASN'T EVEN THE END OF IT. Just when I thought things couldn't get worse, a FRAGGING AUTOBOT showed up. A PRIME. A FRAGGING PRIME, SENT TO BABYSIT ME. UGH. And then she tells me that fragger of an Autobot Magnus wanted to disable my ability to transform?! WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE, I AM USING HIS HEAD FOR SOCCER PRACTICE. _
....
Although, I found it quite... interesting when I discovered this
"Override" was bonded to that Omega Sentinel I had destroyed. I think I'll wait for her to restore my flight capabilities before I tell her that... _
[end entry 1]
