Sick Sad World (Daria's "Journal")

[daria]

Oh me, oh my. A lovely day is dawning
Oh, what a joy I didn’t wake up dead

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(So, Daria in character would have absolutely no need for a Journal, and I'm aware there might be a few that never watched the show while it aired on MTv in the 90s, so I guess you all can:
ask Daria questions about herself here and I'll answer best I can in character.

Warning: Daria is very sarcastic.)

[Hinata]

Why are you here really?

[daria]

Well, legally, people of my age should be enrolled in high school, and since my parents moved us unwillingly to this area, I have to be. Trust me, I don't want to be here.

[Hinata]

i see

[Helen]

Do you have real siblings? Like, siblings not adopted? If so, are they/he/she annoying?

[daria]

Of course. I have a sister, Quinn, who is basically so shallow, it sometimes looks like depth. She also refuses to recognize we are sisters.