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Post by Clopin on Dec 30, 2010 20:09:24 GMT -5
"Well, who is it, Clopin?" Taylor asked. The gypsy looked down at her for a second, before saying "Gilbert. But don't kill him. He's got a....special appearance for tonight." Clopin said, with a grin. Taylor crossed her arms in a huff.
"Alright, we won't kill him. But can we kill them?" Taylor asked, pointing towards the entrance of the dining room. Clopin, Bob, and the Warden, along with a few others, turned to look where Taylor was pointing. Clopin narrowed his eyes, viewing the newcomers.
With brightly-colored clothing, perfect bodies, perfect hair, and perfect....everything really, the small group of women stood. One even SPARKLED, for heaven's sake. "Oh mon dieu....it's them." Clopin muttered. "MARY-SUES." Taylor growled. Bob had lowered his head a bit, and his horn was glittering. The Warden had a cocky smile on his face, with a grin to compliment it.
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Post by Puck on Dec 30, 2010 20:19:23 GMT -5
"Oh lord," Puck groaned, catching sight of the women at the end of the room. Great. Wedding-crashers. Puck knew that most were here for Clopin(unfortunately for the other), due to his slightly lower level of popularity with girls, but there were a few there that he was sure had come for him, judging by their butterfly-like wings and medival-type clothing.
"How did THEY get in?" Puck frowned, staring at them with disgust. Oh well. That didn't matter so much as how exactly they were going to be got rid of. Grell had caught sight of them as well, and gave a malicious smile, pullng his scythe out of nowhere suddenly.
"Hm, would it be more effective to cut horizontally or diagonally, I wonder?" Grell said quietly to himself, musing over the sharp points of his blade.
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Post by Dr. Facilier on Dec 30, 2010 20:34:47 GMT -5
Lexi didn't bother bob anymore but was now horrified with mary-sues coming. Facilier facepalmed at the sight of them. Facilier then went to grell holding a flame knife and asked with a evil tone "Mind if I cut what's left?" Lexi just let him go, and started to look for tiana.
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Post by Clopin on Dec 30, 2010 23:07:53 GMT -5
"Now wait. I'M the one with the assassins. They didn't earn their namesake for nothing now." the Warden said, looking over to Clopin, Bob, and Taylor.
"Those three were trained for killing these types of horrible people." the Warden said, shuddering slightly as he turned to Clopin. "And I think they're here for you and me, Trouillefou. They must be dealt with immediately."
"But of course." Clopin said, turning to Taylor, Bob, Facilier, and Grell.
"You four. They die now." Clopin said. The Mary-Sues themselves stood there, stuck in their own little world, admiring either the gypsy king or the Warden, and sending flirtatious kisses towards them. They seemed not to care about their impending doom. Clopin and Taylor rolled their eyes. The wedding COULDN'T get any crazier, so what would killing a few Sues do?
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Post by Puck on Dec 30, 2010 23:16:53 GMT -5
Puck smirked at the set of plans set around destroying the Sues. There was one pink-haired one that was bothering him for some reason, though he didn't know whether she had come for Clopin, the Warden, or *shudder* himself.
Grell gave a particularly gleeful smile, eagerly turning on his death scythe. This was going to be an eventful wedding indeed.
"Let's do it. I'll be damned if I'm gonna let things like that ruin your wedding! And the best part is, they have no soul, so I can't be punished for reaping them without permission!"
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Post by Dr. Facilier on Dec 30, 2010 23:23:58 GMT -5
Facilier smirked to warden "Hey warden, I killed plenty of people myself. But it don't matter about experience, it matters that those girls stay alive" He showed warden the knife "And I ain't lettin' that come to pass." He gave a reassuring nod to clopin before saying to taylor "Care to start us off cherie?"
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Post by Garnar on Dec 31, 2010 0:43:54 GMT -5
Garnar trots down back to a table where he was sitting at and resumes eating licking his lips at the large T-bone steak on the plate before him. just as the dog was about to take another bite he notices the MARY-SUES enter. oh god he thinks letting out an anoyyed sight damn party crashers!' he promptly gets out of his seat and goes towards where the the new couple were standing "well you two first of all congrats and 2nd want me to help kill em?" he grins at Clopin and Puck.
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Post by Dr. Facilier on Dec 31, 2010 13:23:57 GMT -5
As Dr. Facilier waited for taylor's reply, he sneered at the mary sues. There was no way in hell that he would spare them, they were a nusence if they got away. And he was going to make sure they wouldn't be. Facilier looked at his flame knife as he comented "This baby may not look the part but it's quite a heartstabber" He grined evily as he said this
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Post by Taylor on Dec 31, 2010 13:30:19 GMT -5
Taylor looked from Clopin to Bob, before looking back at Facilier and Grell.
"I'm sorry Garnar, but this position is really reserved for the Mary-Sue assassination team, and those who are experienced killers. So just settle down, and watch the fun." she said with a malicious grin.
Turning back to her two fellow assassins, she nodded.
"Go."
Clopin whipped out his scythe, and Bob galloped forth, head lowered, with his horn pointing straight towards the intruders.
"CLOPIN!!! You should be so excited! We're getting married today, remember?!" one of the Sues asked, with a smile on her all-too perfect face. The gypsy king rolled his eyes, eliminating her with one slice from his scythe.
"There's one down!"
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Post by Dr. Facilier on Dec 31, 2010 13:36:09 GMT -5
Facilier ran to a blonde marysue and stabbed her to the chest. As she fell down he laughed "Two down a few more to go!" Facilier stabbed a few more around the chest area.
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Post by Puck on Dec 31, 2010 13:37:10 GMT -5
Puck shook his head with a laugh as he watched the spectacle. This was turning out to be a VERY interesting wedding reception indeed. Grell stood beside Puck, a small pout on his face. He obviously wanted to get in there and do some killing, but was unsure whether they'd want him to or not. Feeling a little bad for the shinigami, Puck said to Grell, "Grell, would you do me a favor and go take out that Pink one over there? I think she's winking at me, and it's starting to freak me out."
And evil smile brightened up Grell's face, and with a quick nod he leaped over to the scene, his death scythe turned on full blast. The said Sue opened her mouth to speak, perhaps to beg for help from her "true love", but Grell managed to destroy her with one move from his chainsaw.
He frowned at the strange-looking liquid that splattered over his clothes, wrinkling his nose slightly. "Ugh, Sue blood. The one kind of blood I could do without."
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Post by Dr. Facilier on Dec 31, 2010 13:44:02 GMT -5
Facilier smirked "Well well. If it ain't another marysue" He showed her his knife "How do you like this?" He stabbed the girl and she fell down. Facilier then saw another give him a peck on the cheek, this one was a facilier marysue. He wiped his face angerly and stabbed the girl. He looked at her dead body and joked "Talk about the kiss of death eh?"
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Post by Blitzwing on Dec 31, 2010 14:24:49 GMT -5
Blitzwing flailed in a strange attempt to get up off of the table that he had fallen on a few minutes ago. "MARY SUES? WHERE? YOU GUYS SAVED SOME FOR ME, RIGHT?" he asked hopefully, glancing around the Sue-filled room. "Awwww yeah," he lowered his cannons, preparing to fire on the horrible creatures that were infecting the room.
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Post by Grell Sutcliff on Jan 9, 2011 0:40:46 GMT -5
As the shinigami continued to feverishly hack away limbs and heads of the creatures that had dared to crash Puck and Clopin's wedding, he began to regain his familiarly sadistic smile, nearly giving one Sue a heart attack before chopping her to pieces.
Turning over his shoulder, Grell laughed at the antics of Facilier and Blitzwing before turning back to his work. Mary Sues...there were no souls to worry about reaping as he took their lives, so anything that Grell was doing was just mindless killing at the moment. And the best part about not having to take any souls...was that there was no paperwork to go through!
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Post by Dr. Facilier on Jan 9, 2011 0:45:34 GMT -5
Facilier was having a blast, both retorically and literally. He kept cruelly stabbing the marysues. He laughed as grell sliced one girl, not to make fun of him but to let him know that he approved of this part of the wedding
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Elsewhere, lexi was not having very much luck finding her friend tiana. She wasn't going to give up on her though and kept looking
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