Ask Anti-Cosmo/Cupid/Clay

[Cupid]

Felt like doing this. So, anyone have any questions for these guys?

Anti-Cosmo: This is a complete waste of my time.

Cosmo: You are just cranky because Jorgen took the bite out of you.


Clay's new to the group and he has very little recollection of his life before this - so don't be too hard on him, guys.

Clay: ...what?

>_>

[Rebecca]

Puck: Here's a question for Cupid; how do you make a girl fall OUT of love with you???

Tink:...Puck, when will you give in? *sigh* ...Um, not that I need this sort of advice, Cupid, but...how do you make a stubborn guy fall for you? Would you be willing to help me out?

[Cupid]

Cupid: Looks like i'm the popular one ~

Anti-Cosmo: I do not care...no, wait, let me check...no, I still don't care. *sips tea*

Cupid: Hmph, well - *turns to the others* I'm not exactly the kind of person that goes and breaks up a relationship. My best suggestion is to blow them off? I'm sure I could whip out some hate-arrows if I have time, though, if you can't get rid of her. As for you, Tink...*wink* I would gladly be of service....though it'll come with a small fee.

Anti-Cosmo: Always a catch.

Cupid: Shut up!

[Rebecca]

Tink: Oh, I'm more than willing to pay. *hugs onto Puck tightly*
Puck: *eyetwitch* Yeah...blowing off isn't working all that well, it would seem.

Grell: *huff* Will you two ever grow up? Anyway, I suppose I'll be the one to ask you a question first, Mr. Anti-Cosmo...ever killed any students that got on your nerves? Or do you just stop at bad luck?

[Hinata]

I have a question for anti-cosmo

Hinata: Anti-cosmo, what is your favorite type of tea

[Cupid]

Cupid: Ah...this is definitely a dilemma. I'll see what I can do for you two on Valentine's Day.

Anti-Cosmo: *glances over at the two who asked him questions* I just came here. Do you think I have time for that sort of thing? Besides, killing is far too boring. If I had my way, you would all be tortured horribly. *twitches at the pain*

Cupid: Shouldn't have said that. *tsks*

Anti-Cosmo: *glares at him before turning a blank expression at Hinata* Earl Grey. I like it bitter.

[Dr. Facilier]

Dr. Facilier: Excactly how do those arrows of yours work anyway cupid and anti-cosmo, this may seem obivious to ask but do y'all have any enemies?

[Anti-Cosmo]

Cupid: That's a silly question, but thanks for asking anyway. It's magic. *shrugs* Magic of love. As for enemies. *eyes Anti-Cosmo while crossing arms*

Anti-Cosmo: *shoots Cupid a not so amused stare before returning to his tea* My enemies are widely ranged. Sometimes we even set asside our differences to work together, but not /that/ one. *motions to Cupid*

[Dr. Facilier]

Dr. Facilier: *nods* OK... so y'all got a subject here?

[Anti-Cosmo]

Cupid: I'm hoping to get a job in Drama~ an assistant teacher or something close to it.

Anti-Cosmo: *rolls eyes* I'm the school's new guidance counselor apparently. Long story.

[Dr. Facilier]

Dr. Facilier: OK.. so I was wondering since valentines day's comin' and everything what are ya gonna do to the kids cupid?

[Anti-Cosmo]

Cupid: Well, I did get a suggestion to hold a Valentine's Day themed dance party for the school. I've been planning decorations already!

[Liara T'Soni]

Liara: Um, Anti-Cosmo? What's your opinion on the students at the school?

[Cupid]

Anti-Cosmo: I've yet to meet any outside of this. I can't make a decision yet, but for now I can say I have great distaste for everyone here.

Cupid: Figures.

[Cupid]

Haha, I just noticed all my characters on here start with "C". Totally not on purpose.

Hm, Clay is now added to ask away!